World Cup Hotties: Portugal, oh yeah baby!

It’s time to report on you know who from Portugal, as well as the perhaps unknown other hunks on his team.

I love that this team is full of guys who have just one word names-- Duda, Beto, Eduardo, Pepe, Tiago and Deco! Portuguese last names are excessively long apparently (so Luís Miguel Brito Garcia Monteiro becomes just Miguel and Sérgio Paulo Barbosa Valente becomes Duda!)

Let’s start with some team pics. Apparently this is the Nike underwear that is going to be uhhh, supporting, the team. They are red hot and on fire!

This photo was taken recently at a wildlife park outside J’oberg. Now I ask, which is cuter, the team or the cub?!

Ok now let’s get on with it- starting with Cristiano Ronaldo of course!!

Cristiano is the 25 year old captain of the team, its star player and of course one of the sexiest men in football. He is the highest paid football player in the world, raking in $11 million per year with Real Madrid, following his transfer from Manchester United in a $130 million dollar deal. The 6’1” striker scored 26 goals and had 7 assists last year in 29 games with Real Madrid. Though hated by many for his playboy antics and “acting” skills on the field, there is no denying he is incredibly talented and absolutely gorgeous!